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speaking of too damn cute, I caught the last 10 minutes of what had to be the most offensive thing yet on television; an episode of Ally McBeal. The subplot of the episode involved a woman whose apartment had been broken into by a guy she dated three times. He broken in while she was asleep and tickled her foot. The jury acquitted him on all charges. Ally as he lawyer argued that the woman forgot to lock her door, she had been on three dates with this guy, and she told him she liked to have her feet massaged. Clearly, that gives a guy the go-ahead to break in and do whatever he wants. This time it was tickling. What about next time Ally? How are you going to feel if you forget to lock your door one night, and the next morning when you're slipping those dainty feet of yours into your Prada pumps and you feel something squishy and wet in there, remember you defended this guy. To make matters even worse, the woman agreed to go have coffee with the foot fetishist afterwards. The theme of this episode was that we all want love. Well, kiddies, I don't want it that bad. back to the rant