Bad G-URLs
by Melpomene Whitehead
meet some of the Bad G-URLS on Feb 1 at Mother!Yep, I know there's a lot of chix on the web, there's an article about it every 3 minutes
somewhere in the United States, and there's a lot of porn on the web, but most of that
seems to be of the "give me your credit card and I'll give you the world" sort of variety. Where
are the really really bad girls? The trailblazing temptresses who cannot be bound by societyÕs restraints? The ones with potty mouths and weird fetishes and who
want to talk, write and sing about it? Well, here are but a few:
Dr. Ducky
DooLittle
is a sexy scientist living on the edge
of our avant-pop millenium. Nothing can contain this girl, not even her bra! You can get a taste
of Ducky, read a little about her cake-sitting and clown-snogging escapades and even order her
panties on this web site. No dirty pictures, but plenty of dirty stories. And if Ducky looks
familiar, maybe you saw her on Rools Like Ozzy
or The Sally Jessy Raphael Show? Also, you can order Ducky's great books from this
site, like the flip book where she takes her top off. She is a volcano!
Jackpot
is the online companion to Miss Hell Bent's killer zine,
Jackpot. You can order Jackpot, send mail, and consider applying for the
position of her houseboy. And what "position" exactly is that? Jcakpot is definitely
recommended reading: chock full of bizarre true stories and tales of lost virginity, along with
interviews with bands, filmmakers, and general odd people. CD and zine reviews too! And the
lovely Miss Hell Bent practically does all of it herself, she's so cool.
Pussy Magazine Online
Pussy is another really cool zine edited/published by the fabulous P5 (also of FelliniÕs Basement, Rools Like Ozzy and Caveman 2000 fame) Pussy Magazine is my favorite zine! says Dr. Ducky Doolittle. That's high praise from Zine Connoisseur Ducky! You can go buy Pussy (Magazine #4) at SeeHear on St. Mark's Place, and it only costs $2. This exciting new issue features a stories about lesbianism and group sex involving P.5!Android Lust
Shikhee is so bad she almost got evicted from her apartment for being too rowdy! See pix from her live shows, hear the band, check out the lyrics from her new CD, Resolution!Katrina del Mar
is a photog extraordinaire, documenting the weird NY underground scene. Once you see the photos on her site, you're gonna want her to take a picture of you!Porn Free
Some of you know Abby as the hostess of Click + Drag, but did you know she also produces a wonderful zine called Porn Free, which is a free porn mag? And not just for straight men only.The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black
It's a band! As if you didn't now. Come worship at the altars of Kembra and Samoa. Get a little idea of what TVHKB is all about. Read all about vulvic egg cracking and more. Perhaps the most innovative band of the 90s! Check out (if you're old enough) Kembra's sexy drawings, and if you're not old enuff stick with the sick Keene-esque painting by Samoa.Bachlorette
Hillery writes with gusto about her wacky lifestyle. Rants about iced tea, pix of beautiful women and links, links, links!Jackie 60
The folks at Jackie 60 put together parties and clubs with a fetish theme. Check out their upcoming events and products (like the Verbal Abuse journal).Ophelia Unbound
Michelle Korn dresses the prettiest goths in the sexiest clothes. Definitely a site you want to check if you want to get your own bad g-url something sweet and sexy to wear for Valentines day. Michelle was recently featured on the bizarre UPN show Real Vampires, not that she is one. See Some Real Live Bad G-URLS
That's right! On Sunday, February 1st, starting at ten pm, downstairs at the
Verbal Abuse Show
875 Washington in Manhattan
(Walk west on 14th Street past Ninth Avenue)
it's Ducky's Shop of Zine Horrors,
which THIS month is being converted into a party for ROOLS LIKE OZZY! and the release of
Sex Goddess P.5!'s ultra - cool, Pussy Magazine #4!!!!! And guess who's invited?
YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come and meet the two sexy stars! Kiss their hand! Get their autograph! Buy their books and magazines! Buy Ducky's underwear (clean or used)! footage will be shown on the TV monitors! Plus there's like poetry or something going on upstairs, but that's not really as interesting, probably. To quote one insane fan who was lucky enough to talk to P.5! on the street,
meeting P.5! is "like meeting Madonna!"
And as Ducky Doolittle herself says, "P.5! IS sex!"
Admission is ONLY $5 (Cheap!)